It's Monday...
I don't like the word "hate"...but I dislike Mondays!
This was how my day started...
first...
first...
While getting ready for work...I realize that while showering...I put conditioner in my hair that should have been rinsed out before getting out of the shower...but did I rinse?
...no
So...no time to rewash my hair before work...I fixed it the best I could...have you ever tried to use a curling iron on hair that is coated in conditioner??
Can you say...bad hair day!
Can you say...bad hair day!
Next...
where are my favorite gray pants?
How do you spell gray anyway...is it gray or grey??
Truth be told...they are were my only pair of grey/gray pants
they are no where to be found
I searched everywhere...and they are no where! PERIOD!
How do you lose grey/gray pants?
How do you lose grey/gray pants?
Next...
due to hair and clothing malfunctions...add to that a clock that is not set quite right...or batteries are running low...or someone is just plain out to get me...who knows...but I suddenly realize...
I'm late for work...
...out the door I run...
it only takes me about 5 minutes to get to work...
today...
I'm out to make it in 3!
Not gonna happen...
Before I realized...lights were a flashin!
Don't judge me....
Police officer: "Where you headed in such a hurry"?
Me: "I'm headed to work at the hospital...and I'm late"
Police officer: "Don't you think 20 over is a bit excessive"?
Me: "Yes"
...what else could I say
...he was right...
off he went to his car with my license...
I'm shakin in my boots...
I live in a small town...
and all I can think about is the fact that this little encounter
is going to show up in our local newspaper for all theworld town to see
I hang my head...
call work...
tell them I'll be late...
...cause I'm getting a ticket!
Police Officer returns...
after what seems like 30 minutes...
Police Officer...while handing back my license "slow down"
Me: "Are you kidding"??
Police Officer: "just slow down...take it easy"
Me: ...with tears in my eyes.. "Thank you so much!"
I think my day just turned around
due to hair and clothing malfunctions...add to that a clock that is not set quite right...or batteries are running low...or someone is just plain out to get me...who knows...but I suddenly realize...
I'm late for work...
...out the door I run...
it only takes me about 5 minutes to get to work...
today...
I'm out to make it in 3!
Not gonna happen...
Before I realized...lights were a flashin!
Don't judge me....
Police officer: "Where you headed in such a hurry"?
Me: "I'm headed to work at the hospital...and I'm late"
Police officer: "Don't you think 20 over is a bit excessive"?
Me: "Yes"
...what else could I say
...he was right...
off he went to his car with my license...
I'm shakin in my boots...
I live in a small town...
and all I can think about is the fact that this little encounter
is going to show up in our local newspaper for all the
I hang my head...
call work...
tell them I'll be late...
...cause I'm getting a ticket!
Police Officer returns...
after what seems like 30 minutes...
Police Officer...while handing back my license "slow down"
Me: "Are you kidding"??
Police Officer: "just slow down...take it easy"
Me: ...with tears in my eyes.. "Thank you so much!"
I think my day just turned around
I hope you had a wonderful Monday!
What a rough morning you had. I've done that very thing with conditioner before. I fixed it by giving it up! My hair hasn't noticed. Same thing with the clock. How can it be 7 in the bathroom and 7:15 in the kitchen? I don't walk that slowly. Then, I breathed such a sigh of relief when you didn't get a ticket. Sure wish my policeman had been as understanding when I didn't stop for a red light. (No one was hurt - other than my wallet._
ReplyDeleteWow...this is like one of those movies where the bad luck just keeps coming! I'm sure your gray pants will turn up...and at least you didn't know the police officer...that would have been worse :)
ReplyDeleteJust had to smile reading this. Not because of your bad morning but because you s'plained it so well. So glad it ended better than it began. Sandy
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